Buff Hello Kitty

The Buffest Darn Thing You've Ever Seen

You jolt up in bed realizing you're late for school. That is not pog. Not pog at all. You run down the stairs and grab a piece of toast that was left there. Not by coincidence, but by fate. This was the day you were going to run into your lover with a piece of toast in your mouth. This was the day you were going to fall in love. The cliché anime moment everyone saw coming in every romance anime ever. The front door slams closed and you're on your way to school. Will you get there on time? More importantly.. Will you meet the love of your life? 

As you're running, you make sure to keep the toast in your mouth. You must look as cute as possible. Your teeth sink into the toast the farther you run. You notice a corner is coming up. Perfect. The love of your life will be right around that corner. The excitement builds up causing you to fall as you turn the corner. You expected to hit the cement face first. But instead, 2 white furry arms save you. The embrace was warm. You felt like you were choking. Was this love? No.. you were literally choking on your toast. As you turned the corner, the toast was hit back into your throat. Panicking, you close your eyes. You feel two strong arms grip the opening of your mouth. Prying it open, something long hits the back of your throat. What could it be? 

It's an arm. Not just any arm. A white furry arm grabbing the piece of toast in which you were choking on. The arm grabbed the toast from your throat, saving your life. You sit on the cement in shock. Your breathing is heavy, but you also hear heavy breathing in front of you. You look up and see a tall figure.. probably above 6 feet, staring down at you. You observe the tall figure in front you. You notice the muscles. The juicy plump muscles. The biggest muscles you had ever seen. This thing- No.. This majestic creature standing in front of you saved your life. It had a 60 pack of abs made of steel. You rub your eyes to make sure you weren't dreaming. Rest assured, you are not dreaming. Standing in front of you, was the buffest darn thing you've ever seen. Buff Hello Kitty.