...... I'm just going to-

And the picture was deleted from his phone. Besides that there were some pretty weird people in this chat, one of which (Y/N), or in his case, Sparky, was about to throw hands with.

Unknown:
What do you think of it so far?

Unknown:
I think it's actually very interesting, the way Lizzie has rejected Mr.Darcy despite being soulmates

Kid:
Guys
I think Salas actually turned his location on cause (Y/N) just gave me the groceries and left.

Unknown:
And I Oop-

Unknown:
What? Oh shit
I was joking

Unknown:
She's not answering

Unknown:
(Y/N) plz
I don't even have my light up sketchers

Kid:
She looked really pissed

Unknown:
......
Haha I'm in danger.

Tony:
Okay who are you people

Kid:
:D
Mr.ULTRACREEPYDUDE!
(Y/N) is going to kill Salas!
Say hi Salas

Unknown:
Heaven help me

Kid:
Yup! That's him.
Then there's My pal Ned.

Unknown:
Ello

Kid:
You know (Y/N)
Then there's MJ and Tom
They're cool

Unknown:
Sup
I'm MJ

Unknown:
Hello, mortal.

Sketchers kid:
Oh SHIT
I CAN SEE (Y/N)

Kid:
So (Y/N) and I made omelettes today
And we ran out of cheese
And we only had the weird grill cheese cheese and I hate it.

Sparky:
Unlock your car door you flat fuck.

Sketchers kid:
IM NOT FLAT

Ted:
Sorry to say Salas
But you're pretty flat

Is this an E girl?:
Like really flat

Kid:
Unfortunately so.
You got no bank

Ted:
No bank at all

Is this an E girl:
That ain't even a piggy bank bitch

Ted:
Not even a 7-11 tip jar.

Peter:
It's lint
Pocket lint

Sketchers kid:

At least Tom doesn't see me that way🥺

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At least Tom doesn't see me that way🥺

Talks like Thor:
Sorry love you are pretty lacking back there.

Sketchers kid:
I-
OH SHIT SHE JUST CAME THROUGH THE WINDOQPAIWJSNDNFJC

What did Tony get himself into with these kids.

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