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Ms.Packerton: Okay class what is 2+2 

Sal:*Raise hand * twelve 

Ms. Packerton : okay anybody else who's not a complete rerated anybody else 

You: I think I have the answer Ms.Packerton 

Travis: *mock's  you*

You: Shut up fat boy 

Travis : Hey don't call me fat you fucken  y/n 

Ms.Packerton : Travis did you just said the F word

Travis: you? 

You: No hes talking about fuck and you can't say fuck in school you fucken fat ass 

Travis: why the fuck not 

Larry: Dude you just said fuck again 

Ms.Packerton : Larry

Ash: poop

Ms.Packerton : Ashley

You: Like what it doesn't hurt anybody fuck , fuck , fuckity, fuck, fuck

Ms.Packerton: How would you like to see the school principal 

You : *Slams hands on your desk*How would you like to suck my balls

The whole class: *gasps*

Ms.Packerton : What did you just say

You : I'm sorry, sorry what I said was *clears through and grab's a mega phone*  how would you like to suck my balls Ms.Packerton 

Travis: holy shit

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Ash : Sal can you tell me what is this 

Sal : Uh cauliflower

Ash : [turns towards you] And what is this y/n

You : [Hight on weed]Ghost broccoli 

Larry : What the fuck

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Sal : Dude did you notice that your voice has changed

Larry : What like I sound like a man and you sound like and you scream like a piglet on helium

Sal: you take that BAck

Larry : *chuckles* Sure when you ask me like a man

Sal : I aM a MaN 

Larry : Really cause right now you sound like a mouse who's parachute won't open

Sal : If He DoSeN't TaKe ThAt bAcK  DIBATON NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Larry : aahh eehh

Person on TV : Congratulations you earn this picture [shatters duel to Sal's height pitched scream] 

Sal : EEEE

Sal : by THE time I tell you this I make you saw you own Butt 

Larry : ooh okay , okay I take it back   

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You : Oh my God look at that face

Larry : If you fell suicidal you come to the right place

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All of you guys : ( listening to last report on Larry's speakers)

The song : cut my life into pieces

Larry : (turned off the speakers and holds his chocolate bar) This is my chocolate bar hhhhaaarar

You : the fuck

Sal : okay

Ash : ....

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Ash : y/n truth or dare

You : Dare I ain't no pussy

Ash : okay I dear you to umm .. hmm

You : okay I do that

Ash : wait I didn't sai-

You : OKAY I DO THAT
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⚠️WARNING THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS OF SALLY FACE EPISODE 4 OR 5 YOUR DISCRETION IS ADVISE⚠️

Random person : What do you want to eat

The red eye demon : The soles of the innocent

Todd : A bagel

The red eye demon : No

Todd : Tow bagels
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A/n Hi I hoped this made your day better bye bye

My little baby blue  sally face x reader {DISCONTINUED}Onde histórias criam vida. Descubra agora