Random Unrealistic Stories

Four, Part One

     HOLA HOLA HOLA!

    So all my girls in the back say hoo

    Cause you know just how we do

    Side to side, and front to back

    If you aint taking that

     “PLEASE WELCOME KELLY KELLY!”

     A girl with light blonde hair came running out of nowhere and tackled the Referee, killing him in the process. Le snap his neck went.

     I was about to call the police when Percy grabbed my shoulder. “Hurry we need to go! Mr D told me to come back as soon as possible!” he exclaimed.

     “Where the heck are we going?” I asked him, and shook his grip off my wrist.

     “Hogwarts.”

     “Twerking.”

     “Band Tour.”

     “Camp Half-Blood.”

     “Why?” I asked, crossing my arms.

     “You’re a pure-blood.”

     “I'm bored.”

     “Because you don’t know you’re beautifu-u-u-ul!”

     “Cause you’re a demigod!”

     I sighed. I didn’t know who to go with. Glasses Harry. Mop Harry. Miley or Percy.

     “We need you! He-who-copied-you-know-who is attacking!”

     “I need money for Vodka.”

     “IEverybody’s gonna steal my girl. Everybody gonna take her heart awa-”

     “The world’s gonna end.”

     Everyone looked at Percy who just shrugged then they continued arguing.

     I just stared at the dudes and dudett while playing with my long wavy blonde hair that casaded perfectly down my back. My eyes drifted to Eve (who I completely forgot was there) and Kelly trying to hide the Referee’s body.

     “EVERYONE STOP!” I shrieked so loudly that Harry’s glasses broke.

     Everyone looked at me except Harry not-so-glasses-anymore who looked at a cactus.

     “I have made my decision. I will spend one whole day which each of you then I will decide,” I told them.

     They all nodded.

     “First, you shall go to Hogwarts!” Harry not-so-glasses-anymore announced and hugged the cactus. He was bleeding badly so he fainted and nearly died of blood loss..

     We laughed but I felt something spikey stab my back. But then I blacked out.

***

     I woke up with my head throbbing. My orbs scanned the area I was in. I was in… Room A8? Also known as Health class. So was all that a dream?

    I was about to stand up from my seat and slap the nerd drooling on my Gucci shoes until I felt a vibration under my thigh. It was my phone.

       ChillyEvening: Like, hey guuuurl

       I groaned. It was Chylde

      ReealBootyPop: Wat doo u want Chi?

     ChillyEvening: Peen just totally like, dumped me :(

      I laughed maniacally and everyone stared at me. I guess I did look beautiful, amazing, lucious, super, beautiful, cool, awesome and pretty, did I mention beautiful?

     ReealBootyPop: lol. Servs u rite 4 goin owt with him in da 1st plays. Your such an idyot

    ChillyEvening: LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK. YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE, MY FRIEND, YOU GODDAMN BITCH! I WILL FUCKING LIKE, END YOU, YOU CUNT! AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING LIKE, SPELL

   *User ChillyEvening has now been banned from chat room P*

   ReealBootyPop: Heh, bitch

  *User ReealBootyPop has now been banned from chat room P*

   “CRAP!” I accidentally cursed out loud. Everyone, again, stared at me. I guess I really am an eye candy.

   “MISS TARD! TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!” the really annoying Health teacher boomed.

   I stood up angrily and glared at the teacher whose I forgot her name. “What did I do?!” I countered.

   The teacher growled at me and every student in the class huddled up in the corner, they knew what the teacher was going to do. She pulled out an AK-47 rifle and pointed it at me. Before the bullet hit my arm, I dodged to the side and it hit my other shoulder instead. Blood started pouring out of my shoulder like  a geyser and it was making me dizzy so I jumped out the window.

    “Ree Tard! Hurry!” I heard a very familiar voice shouted.

    My vision was a bit blurry but I could still see four Griffin-like creatures in front of me. There were three people on top of the creatures as well. One was glasses Harry. The other one was a ginger. And there was a girl with brown curly hair.

   I ran to the Griffin-like creature that no one was riding on but I tripped over air and went flying forwards. I was directly over a cliff and I fell down. Down. Down. Down… I died. But I survived. Because I’m too beautiful, amazing, cute, ultra-awesome, lucius, beautiful and pretty, did I mention beautiful?

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A/N

This was weird, not really funny and cliche, I know but who cares. This will be a mini series so there will be a continuation of this one-shot so yeah :D

Just to let you know, I have nothing against these people, mkayz?  And I own nothing except my ocs and stuff.

Also, I do not have anything against any one of these characters (except Ree Tard hehehehe) but yah. Sorry for the ‘heavy’ swearing and innapropriate names trolololololololololol

Dedicating this chap to Ali (@ereannie) bc I promised last time :D 

I have nothing else to say but goodeh bye

#shelooksgoodtome

#kellykiller

#onedirection