Random Unrealistic Stories

Four, Part One

     “Ree Tard?’

     “Here!” I shrieked as loudly as I can. All the windows broke and glass and so did my classmate, Glaz Cays.

     “Birdy Turd?”

     I was so bored, that everything went black and I felt my head hit the desk.

***

     I woke up with four boys peering over me. One boy had brown shaggy hair and was wearing thick glasses, he also had a peculiar scar on his forhead.

     Another boy also had brown hair but his eyes.. were as blue as the Cercusian Sea.

     The other boy was wearing a sports bra. He had blonde hair and half of it was shaved off. Oh wait that’s Miley Cyrus so never mind.

     The last boy had a mop-like brown hair. And he had big green orbs.

     “Hi I’m Harry,” the glasses boy said.

     “No! I’m Harry!” the mop-head argued.

     “Let’s twerk,” Miley suggested.

     “I’m Percy Jackson,” the sea-green eyed boy said.

     I raised my eyebrow at Percy. “Why would someone name their boy Percy Jackson? Why not something normal like… Yore Raynus?” I exclaimed, slapping him.

     Percy cried a river.

     “So…” I said, ignoring Percy, “Why are you peeps here?”

     Harry mop-head cleared his throat. “Well, Miss Tard, I was in California when I heard that you mysteriously fainted in room B3 here in your school so I booked a plane to fly here,” he explained.

     I nodded and Miley spoke up. “Well, bruh, I just wanted to twerk. I was the first famous persn to twerk!” Miley bragged.

     She was twerking so hard her panties dropped but she flew across the room when someone punched her. And when that mystery person did, a song started playing.

     She looks good to me!

     She’s got everything I want

     Everything I need

     I stood up and saw a woman with curly thick brown hair. Her skin was tanned and she was wearing some sort of fighting costume or something.

    They just can't look away

   All the stars in heaven 

   Stood in line the day she was made

     “I twerked long before you, did, biatch!” the woman said.

     She walked over to Miley who was laying on the ground, rubbing her head then the woman twerked on Miley then did a backflip, landing on her stomach on top of Miley, then she pinned her.

     “ONE! TWO! THREE! EVE WINS!” someone shouts then the song plays again.

     “Okay who are you?” I asked the woman.

     She raised an eyebrow at me. “Eve Torres. Former WWE Diva. Held the Diva Championship Title three times. Used to be in Raw and Smackdo-”