HughWolverine707: WHAT THE HELL, REEYA? DID YOU TP MY HOUSE??!?!?!
I laughed so hard and high-pitched that my car windows smashed. Ugh this was all Muss and Fuiq’s fault! They have to pay for it now!
ReealBootyPop707: Ha. Yes
HughWolverine707: FK U. DIE IN A HOLE. IF U EVER DO THIS AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU, OKAY?
ReealBootyPop707: Okay
HughWolverine707: Okay..?
ReealBootyPop: UGH STOP FLIRTING WITH MI. I ALREDY HAVE A BF!
I screamed in anger and exited the chat room. Didn’t he see I’m taken?! And he was flirting?! It was his fault I dumped him in the first place, he turned ugly, and now he wants me back? Ew.
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When I arrived at my homeroom, I spotted my best friend, Chylde Abyuz. She shrieked happily and came to hug me.
“Oh mergosh, like, Ree, you’ll never, like, guess who asked me out today!” she said excitedly.
“Ermagosh! Who?!” I asked her.
“Peen, like, Ness!” Chy responded.
I looked at her in disgust. Peen was a total nerd. Plus his name was retarded. Peen Ness. Ew.
“Gross, Chy,” I told her.
She glared at me. “Bitch, like, please.”
I was about to punch her in the face when Mr Dominique walked in.
“Good morning class!”
“Good morning Mr Dom,” we all answered.
I sat down on my seat and got out my iPhone 5s. I texted Brayne Damaj aka my boyfriend on my school chatroom.
ReealBootyPop: Bayb ;)
Braynseses: HeySpaceBabeSmileyFace
ReealBootyPop: Hi bayb. Lern how 2 tiep
Braynseses: ISpaceWillCommaSpaceBabeWinkyFace
ReealBootyPop: Aniway, my teecher is so meen
Braynseses: YouSpaceMeanConnorQuestionMark
ReealBootyPop: U no mr dom??!
Braynseses: MySpaceDadSpaceIsSpaceHisSpaceFriend
ReealBootyPop: Ken u stop with the space thing?! 1 1 1!
Braynseses: IaphostropheMSpaceSorrySpaceBabeSadFace
ReealBootyPop: Ugh watever im guna pay atentshon in clas
My boyfriend is soooo dumb. I’m only using him to get popular so yeah. And he kept distracting me from class! I didn’t even know Mr Connor Dom was doing the roll.
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