Slytherin- *gets a paper cut* OW! Son of a bi--
Hufflepuff- Sly! *gestures wildly to nearby kids* CHILDREN!
Slytherin- iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis- cuit....Son of a biscuit....that's it.
Hufflepuff- Nice save!
Slytherin- Yeah, fuckin' nailed it.
Hufflepuff- Wh-? Slytherin!
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RandomWe'll teach those whose ancestry is the purest said Slytherin🐍💚We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest said Ravenclaw🦅💙 We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name said Gryffindor🦁💗I'll teach the lot and treat them just the sam...
