𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 (𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐅𝐈𝐂)

𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐀, 𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐈 😤

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Y/n, could you me a favor pls 🥺 👉👈

FOUR EYES ✍️
Y/n, don't do it

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
I JUST NEEDED HER TO GO TO THE STORE TO DO SOME SHOPPING FOR ME 🛒🍞🍎🥬🍓🥕

DAZAI-SAN NOTICE ME 🤚
Y/n, wanna h-hang out...

HAT RACK 🎩
WHAAAAAAAA

Dazai-san Notice Me 🤚 has gone offline

HAT RACK 🎩
I just saw Akutagawa Rashomon his phone

CUTE WERETIGER 🐯
PFFT -
(Yes, I changed the emoji)

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Hmmm... 🤔 Looks like Akutagawa meant to text y/n that privately but ended up texting that on the group chat 🤨. It happens ☺️

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
Bye bye 👋
(I LOVE THIS SCENE)

YOUR HOT DOCTOR 🩺
Where are you going, Ranpo-san??

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
To eat a dozen boxes of donuts 🍩, 9 jars of cookies 🍪, and 5 purins 🍮

Y/N ✨
Don't get diabetes 👁👄👁

DAZAI-SAN NOTICE ME 🤚
But y/n... do you still wanna hang out with me 👀 👉👈

CUTE WERETIGER 🐯
How can you have a soft spot for insects and y/n but not me 👁👄👁

Y/N ✨
Dunno he's just built like that

HAT RACK 🎩
Lol she ignored Akutagawa XD

DAZAI-SAN NOTICE ME 🤚
👁👄👁

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Y/N CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME THINGS FROM THE STORE:
- Toilet paper 🧻
- Soap 🧴
- Teddy bear 🧸
- Broom 🧹
- Cheese 🧀

Y/N ✨
Hey hey, where's Kyouka-chan??

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Did she just ignore me 💔

FOUR EYES ✍️
Honestly good for you 😌 But y/n, I need to you to tell me what you think of this joke.

CUTE WERETIGER 🐯
What is it?

FOUR EYES ✍️
Today I got hit in the head with a soda can. But it didn't hurt since it was a soft drink ;)

Y/N ✨
Ay yo Atsushi, where's Kyouka-chan???

CUTE WERETIGER 🐯
Nyaaa ~ 🐯🐯🐯 Ahem I mean, she's uh... having a picnic with me and Kenji-san

FOUR EYES ✍️
Did anyone else see my message about the soft drink joke?

HAT RACK 🎩
We all saw it

Y/N ✨
Could you tell her that I did her dare?

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
What dare??

FOUR EYES ✍️
Why is she ignoring me?

YOUR HOT DOCTOR 🩺
She's ignoring Dazai and Akutagawa too

IRON DEFICIENCY 🩸
Hey y/n 😌👋

Y/N ✨
Sup

CRUSHING ON ATSUSHI 😏
Good job. How was it?

Y/N ✨
DOES THIS MEAN THE DARE IS OVER AND I NO LONGER HAVE TO DO IT

CRUSHING ON ATSUSHI 😏
Yes, congratulations. You really are strong and ✨bold✨

Y/N ✨
I'M SORRY DAZAI AND KUNIKIDA AND AKUTAGAWA MY DARE WAS TO IGNORE YOU 3 AND I FEEL SO BAD 😭😭😭

DAZAI-SAN NOTICE ME 🤚
You should 😤

FOUR EYES ✍️
^

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
Got me thinking I did something wrong there 😅

(Requested by @Ko-chanUwU)

BONUS: Y/N'S PICK UP LINE 🥴

Y/N ✨
Yo Dazai, is your name 'suicide?' Because I wanna commit to you 😉

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
AHHHHHHH THAT WAS NICE AND SMOOTH 👌

CUTE WERETIGER 🐯
😳

HAT RACK 🎩
Now make one for me 😼

SUICIDAL BANDAGE MACHINE 🩹
But can we just appreciate this glorious video ✨

(I saw this pick up line comment from @chocoratu-nee credits to them)

(Sorry if it's bad or has any mistakes/errors, wrote this late at night cuz I'm an insomniac 😅)

AUTHOR'S NOTE 🐯

Can we just appreciate how cute Atsushi and Kenji is, how hot Fyodor is, and how the latest episode of the wan was my favorite 😃 (because I love seeing Akutagawa and Atsushi working together)