Michael as a parent

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*Michael as a parent*

Son: hey dad what are we having for dinner?

Michael: pizza

son: hey dad what did you pack me for lunch?

Michael: pizza

son: hey dad can you make me an omelet?

Michael: ok

son: what did you put in it?

Michael: pizza

son: hey dad I don’t feel very well

Michael: go eat some pizza

son: DAD I THINK I JUST BROKE MY ARM

Michael: rub some pizza on it

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