Still completely frozen, i stand there gawking at the thing before me. The mob spawner, it had morphed into a sentient being [maybe there was some kind of morph mod going on here].
"Are you going to speak, human, or are you just going to stand there ?" the mob spawner spoke in a deep tone
"uh..um..uh..sorry" i panic, rushing to say something, anything, i stumble over all of my worlds and end up making a huge fool out of myself. I take a deep breath and mine the second piece of dirt that had been blocking me from entering the dungeon, my netherite pickaxe makes this significantly faster, thus saving at least a little bit of awkward silence.
I cannot believe what i'm seeing. The mob spawner has somehow become sentient?? that literally makes zero sense. Even in a game where there are giant, green, explosive mobs that came from a malfunctioned pigs exist and appear on a semi-regular basis this is still completely bizarre. It's so...perfect-looking. It's jet black hair and eyes, it's dark grey skin and fishnet clothes. How do i find a mob spawner attractive? what on earth is happening right now?
It walks up to me. "need a little help there, sugar?" I don't even have time to think before it tugs me by the neck of my netherite armour and pulls me into the dungeon. I clench my eyes closed as the mob spawner pushes me up against the side of the mossy cobblestone and grips the neck of my armour "i'm not going to hurt you, honey" it pauses "unless of course, you want me too" it says, it's face right up next to mine. I can feel the air from it's deep breathes on my cheeks.
What the fuck is happening right now??
