The signs in a Zombie Apocalypse:
Aries ♈: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.
Taurus ♉: Complains about having to eat canned food
Gemini ♊: Forgets not to talk when zombies are mearby
Cancer ♋: Gets shit done but complains they have to do everything
Leo ♌: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily
Virgo ♍: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant
Libra ♎: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood
Scorpio ♏: Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt
Sagittarius ♐: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies
Capricorn ♑: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent
Aquarius ♒: Starts daydreaming then gets bit
Pisces ♓: Cries
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Zodiac signs
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