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quick maths with pizza rolls

ipad kid 6:07 pm
stay in school kids

jslurp 6:07 pm
the cost of a 2 pack hot pocket box is around
$2.19

jslurp 6:08 pm
$1.095 per hot pocket

nitram style 6:08 pm
rounded up to $1.10

jslurp 6:08 pm
FUCK
i always forget to round up and down

daddy dweam 6:09 pm
w-

daddy dweam 6:09 pm
im going to mute this chat for a bit

samsung fridg 6:09 pm
face with symbols over mouth emoji

gregorthy 6:09 pm
dream this is entertaining

gregorthy 6:09 pm
wth
come back 2 the couch & bring popcorn >:-[

nitram style 6:09 pm
but like

nitram style 6:10 pm
7.5 ounce boxes contain 15 pepperoni pizza
rolls 
and they cost like $2.78

jslurp 6:10 pm
$0.18

nitram style 6:10 pm
$0.19*

jslurp 6:10 pm
i fucking hate math that shit is so dumb

justaminx 6:10 pm
why is this conversation getting so detailed

justaminx 6:10 pm
it wasn't like this with the hot pockets 

justaminx 6:11 pm
im scared

nitram style 6:11 pm
i fucking forgot how to scale up

nitram style 6:11 pm
what's the size difference between a pizza roll
and a hot pocket

daddy dweam 6:12 pm
3.9287170508238793082771688292999 

gregorthy 6:12 pm
show ur work dumbass

daddy dweam 6:12 pm
i literally just divided the hot pocket
dimensions by the pizza roll ones

emotionbur? 👀 6:12 pm
dream my chat is spamming "dream is smart"
is this true

daddy dweam 6:12 pm
of course it is im

woman repellent 6:12 pm
did we all forget that dream is a perpendicular
liar

orphan obliterator 6:13 pm
i think you meant perpetual, but okay

nitram style 6:13 pm
when dream is a vertical liar

ipad kid 6:13 pm
i thought he was more horizontal

daddy dweam 6:13 pm
sad speedrun music plays

nitram style 6:13 pm
cry me a river hoe
i expect it to be vertical

daddy dweam 6:13 pm
do you want a river or a waterfall make up
your mind

emotionbur? 👀 6:14 pm
so its a 1:3.9287170508238793082771688292
999 ratio

emotionbur? 👀 6:14 pm
fuck it lets just call it z

emotionbur? 👀 6:14 pm
z x 409.5 = 1608.80963231237857673950062
55983
z x 104.2325 = 409.5

nitram style 6:15 pm
the hot pocket seems like a better deal :/
more for less amirite

jslurp 6:15 pm
are you fucking kidding me

jslurp 6:15 pm
its literally .19 per pizza roll

nitram style 6:16 pm
wtf are you dumb

nitram style 6:16 pm
hot pockets may cost more, but they have more 
area than the pizza rolls do

nitram style 6:16 pm
and for what 😩

jslurp 6:16 pm
they cost more its literally more for less 

woman repellent 6:17 pm
i cant even fucking keep up
is any of this even right

emotionbur? 👀 6:17 pm
probably not

nitram style 6:17 pm
it takes like 15 pizza rolls to make 1.90902014
65201465201465201465687 hot pockets 

nitram style 6:19 pm
o h .

jslurp 6:19 pm
get bested bitch

emotionbur? 👀 6:20 pm
is pizza roll crust different from a hot pockets

nitram style 6:20 pm
its much more thin and only comes in one
type

jslurp 6:20 pm
true true

jslurp 6:20 pm
we need garlic buttery crust pizza rolls

emotionbur? 👀 6:20 pm
pretzel pizza rolls

nitram style 6:20 pm
that does sound nice

nitram style 6:21 pm
imagine the money the company'd get

justaminx 6:21 pm
WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT
THIS

karl&honk :) 6:22 pm
just backread

karl&honk :) 6:22 pm
tears
literal tears