Fritz: Why is Vincent crying on the bathroom floor?
Scott: He's drunk.
Mike: So?
Scott: He heard that I was married.
Fritz: He's married to you though...?
Scott: Yeah, he forgot.
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Infinity: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Ice Girl: No, you misheard me. I said it was a "Sadness Factory."
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Comedian Cassie: Hold on! I'm having one of those things...a headache with pictures.
Flame: What the fuck?
Octavia: She's having an idea.
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Me: *sees Ennard and Baby together*
Me: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
My Friend: You mean you.....ship them?
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Cecilia: Ice Girl isn't answering her phone.
Skylar: I'll call.
Cecilia: Carson and I have both tried six times each what makes you think-
Ice Girl: Hello?
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Mistress of Darkness: You think I can't corrupt you?
Meteor Maddie: Nope, you absolutely can. In fact, I'm already corrupt. Hundred percent on your side. I will die for you.
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C.C: I slept for almost 12 hours but might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just incase.
Elizabeth: C.C, that's a coma.
C.C: Sounds festive.
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Toy Freddy: Wow this parking job is about as straight as I am
Toy Bonnie: I don't know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking
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Max: Do you think we went overboard with the decorations?
Serena: Nah, it looks cool.
Alle: I think the backyard is on fire
Serena: Aesthetic.
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Freddy: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Bonnie: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
[Chica walks in]
Bonnie: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
