If you're new here and just wanna read some juicy book about two yelling foul-mouthed bois, then, welcome... 😏
!!THIS BOOK IS FOR JOKES AND ENTERTAINMENT!!
Don't take anything seriously from it!
This is just a crack TV series book where Katsuki simps and being a whore to Gordon and steals his lamb sauce including Gordon calling Group A-1 donkeys and donuts!
ALSO!! They're gonna be around 24+ years old and Gordon is gonna be 40 years old.
This book is not meant to sexualize Gordon Ramsay's lamb sauce or himself!
If Gordon Ramsay reads this (please don't sue me) and if it makes him uncomfortable, message me and I'd gladly take this book down!
The AU is... cannon!
Gordon's quirk: weapon and assassination
He can shoot a knife with 1000% accuracy, like a boomerang, whenever it goes around, it comes BACK to him.
You gotta be careful because he always keeps the knives in his pockets and he's gonna slice you up if you steal his lamb sauce.
THIS BOOK CONTAINS:
"donut"
"donkey"
"idiot sandwich"
Nino: "My name's NinooO"
lamb sauces
"raw, bland, disgusting, a mouthful of sand"
strong language
heavy simping
Katsuki secretly calling Gordon "Daddy Chef"
a Scottish chef yelling and cursing the Japanese chefs out
pictures of Gordon Ramsay's lamb sau- no, actually pictures of Ramsay
memes and references
possible kinks
hotel hell
hell's kitchen
kitchen nightmare
chat messenger
gay
HOW TO UNDERSTAND THIS, TUTORIAL:
" Third's P.O.V. " means the storyline like story texts!
The scene of an interview with a chef:
MINA ASHIDO, 24 (age), AMATEUR CHEF: *shakes her head in fear* I hope Ramsay-chef won't call me donkey this time! I'm terribly scared.
When narrating while filming chefs cook, arguing, or burn the kitchen, it will be:
TODOROKI: >Mineta won't cooperate his ass, I hope Chef Ramsay is going to send him to hell.<
Dramatic sound effects: *DRAMATIC SOUND*
Dramatic zooming: *ZOOMS ON [name] DRAMATICALLY*
Dramatic panning: *PANS FROM [name/stuff] TO [name/stuff]*
Speaking in Japanese: "You damn donkey!"
Speaking in English: "This. is. FUCKING. RAW!"
I'll add more if I forget something!
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