Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are currently having to deal with your shitass of a Matesprite, or as he says, 'boyfriend'. You are currently in the heats of debate, one of your favorite things to do. The topic for debate today "are romcoms actually the worlds best movie genre" You say, yes of course duh. No shit. Dean has another stance. That rom coms are stupid and that there are far better alternatives. He is, objectively, wrong.
"I don't see why they're the only movies you can't arch quietly without having to say something to ruin the whole movie watching experience."
"BECAUSE, WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO SIT THROUGH ANYTHING ELSE? ROM COMS ARE A BEAUTIFUL FORM OF ARTISTRY AND SHOWCASE THE LOVE TWO PEOPLE CAN HAVE FOR EACH OTHER IN A COMEDIC SETTING AND HAVE RELATABLE MOMENTS AS WELL AS AN INTERESTING STORY LINE AND CUTE CHARACTERS TO FOLLOW. THEY ARE PERFECT FOR DATE NIGHTS IN AND A WAY TO RELAX AFTER A DATE NIGHT OUT WITH A ROMANTIC ATMOSPHERE. "
"No dumbfuck, i know why you like them, but not why you absolutely despise any other movie."
You started to get pissed at this point, you almost wanted to drop it completely cause you just new that this blind ass fuck was never going to let you win.
"FINE. FINE DEAN, YOU WIN. YOU FUCKING WIN LIKE ALWAYS BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR RANSID VOICE ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE TO ON A DAILTY BASIS."
Dean proceeds to smile like the dumbass you know he is "Like always"
You fucking hate that shit eating grin of his. You hate it so much you can't get over it. You can nearly wrap your fucking heard around it. Why was he so... UGHHH you don't even want to think about it.
Then Dean asks you a question that makes you even more enraged.
"Wanna watch a romcom?"
You hate this fucker so fucking much. But of course you do. Especially with him.. Dean Winchester...
Karkat Winchester doesnt sound as bad as it did last year.
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FanfictionKarkat thinks rom coms are the best, but dean doesn't think so. What an ass.
