Sadie: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii Anuuuuubiiiiis. *Creepy smile*
Anubis: Uhhhh, hello Sadie.
Sadie: C'mere! XD Gimme a smoochie! :)
Anubis: *Runs away*
Sadie: Come back, sweetie!
Anubis: *Continues to run away*
Sadie: Why are you running? We belong together!
Anubis: *Still running* No we don't!
Sadie: Well, we should be together!
Anubis: But I don't want to be with you!
Sadie: How could you say that?! What about the kids?!
Anubis: WTF?! What kids?!
Sadie: Our non-existent ones! How could you do this to them?! :'(
Anubis: I don't care about them! Go away! :(
Sadie: Never! *Tackles*
Anubis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DX
Sadie: *Kiss Kiss kiss*
Anubis: BLECH! *Spits*
Sadie: Ooohh! Anubis spit! I'll keep it for my collection!
Anubis: *Runs away* HALP! Osiris! Stall her!
Osiris: *Summons bathroom stall around Sadie*
Anubis: *Facepalm*
Sadie: *Goes to bathroom* HEY!!! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!! >:(
Anubis: O.O It worked.
Sadie: *Tackles from behind* *Kiss Kiss kiss*
Anubis: :'(
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