"So I went into his office the next morning and he had the audacity to ask me how my night was. And of course, I did not actually fuck anyone but I was mad at him so I told him I took care of the man really well and that it was a one night stand thing. I basically implied that I fucked whoever I was with and then sent them home, which I said just to piss him off and well, it 100% worked."

Emily was dead faced right now. her mouth was wide open and she could not even speak. "What." was all she said. I paused for a minute. "What the fuck." she said. "Oh my god y/n you are just asking to be fired." she paused for a second. "Also either Hotch really hates you or wants to fuck you into the next century."

"EMILY." you practically screamed at her. "I can almost guarantee he does not want to rail me. I think he sees me as a child he has to take care of because he does not trust me to be able to do anything."

"Can I continue? I am not even halfway through the story." Emily nodded because she was so greatly engrossed in what idiotic decisions you were making.

"Yeah so Hotch kicked me out of his office and Spencer and I got into the car and I slept the whole way. I woke up halfway through or so and Spencer not only was listening to sweater weather, he and I bonded over being bisexual. Did you even know?"

"PUH-LEASE we have known. Was it not obvious to you?" she said back and you shook your head. "Anyways, so we were riding and he leaned over and put his hand on my thigh and was all like 'I'll make sure you don't die on this case,' or something manly and protective like that. I was WILDLY uncomfortable so I looked at him and asked him to not make this case ruin our friendship."

"Dude Reid is in love with you. I don't know what kind of fucking rom-com bullshit move you are living in but Hotch and Reid are in love with you," yeah Reid maybe, but hotch? Was Hotch into me?

"Em stop making those jokes, we are all friends, except Hotch hates me more than Reid does." you laughed through your words. "So we pull up to this place and this man only addresses Reid. He does not even look at me. Then later on we got to our room and this asshole goes 'woman carry the bags to the room'."

"Who even is that dude?" she asked you "I have no clue. He did not tell spencer and me his name. I was so lost and I asked Spencer what was going on after he left. Spencer was like 'we are here to save the kidnapped women that are forced here.' Like none of this was in my case file you even read it."

"Why was none of that in your case file," she said with a nervous look on her face. "I'm about to get to that. So we went to get ready for the gala and I looked hot. The BAU gave me hot girl clothing." You said as you showed her a picture of what you were wearing.

"Damn mama you look hot in that. I'm shocked Reid did not try to make a move." you looked at her and laughed, "Oh just wait I'm getting to that too." and Emily's eyes went wide as she almost spat out her drink.

"So I did my check-in with hotch on the earpiece, and it was he who left the shit out of my case file 'by accident' and he apologized for it. Which in the first place was shocking, but then I cracked a joke and he actually laughed."

"So I turned my stuff off and walked down the stairs and Spencer looked at me like he was going to eat me. Like full-blown stared at me. So I called him out on it and he got really flirty. I was all like 'James take a picture it'll last longer.' and he went 'if I took a picture i do not think you would want to know what I would do with it'."

Emily's eyes went wide again but she begged you to continue without even saying anything. "So we walked outside, and almost immediately after, Hotch was in my ear all mad and angry. Which was so dumb because he was nice to me like three seconds beforehand. And this is when he turned into a fucking drill Sargent."

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