Impure (Sasuke x reader)

Chapter 1 - Sarcastic & lazy

Shit am I nervous? Nah, I'm not nervous. *sweat drops times a thousand* I'm author, whatcha lookin at punk.

Enjoy this first chapter. I got inpatient so I came up with my own personality. On my own.

Do you even know the stuff I have to do here.

I've got kidnapped fictional characters to feed, kay.

They start to eat eachother if I don't.

SHIKAMARU STOP BITING HINATA.

Yato get off Hiyori! Nah nevermind, stay that way.

Sorry not sorry Hiyori!

Yato don't pull off her skirt yet!!!!

Geez what a rascal.

If you're looking at all these chapter 1 things, read all of the clarification chapter. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT'S THERE.

~Your POV~

I sat in my seat at ninja academy. It was time to take the graduation exam. There were two people until I had to go.

Those two people had successfully performed their jutsu, and it was my turn. I sighed angrily as I got up and twirled around lazily to get myself pumped up. Somehow. I did the specific hand sign and imagined another me beside me. I looked to my side and saw nothing there.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

I CANNOT FAIL. NO. NO. NOO. OKAASAN WILL HAVE MY ASS. NO.

I looked to my other side and saw one duplicated clone. One.

It was better than nothing.

"(L/N) (Y/N) passes." Iruka sensei announces.

Hell yeahhhh. I fist bumped mentally and hurried back to my seat. By hurried, I meant walking slower than a turtle in the oven. Which is not moving at all.

"(Y/N)?" Iruka sensei asks.

"Oh. Umm sumimasen." I actually made it back to my seat. Before that, I glanced at my class. There was Ino and Sakura, giving eachother glares for what reason? I'm guessing Sasuke. There's Kiba zoning off. There's Naruto talking to himself about stuff, I don't know. Too lazy to care. Hinata staring at Narutoooooo... Fangirls looking at Sasuke. Then there's Sasuke, with his hands almost intertwined and resting on his face, covering his mouth at least. He seems to be deep in thought.

The Uchiha has always puzzled me. So serious.

I took my seat about 4 spaces from him and saw his fangirls gawking and swooning over him. Oh the fangirls.

I admit, Sasuke was pretty attractive but really, I don't have the energy to talk to people, let alone eat soooooooo.

I ran my fingers through my (H/L) (H/C) quickly and watched as Uzumaki Naruto came up next.

Naruto couldn't make a duplicate as much as he tried. I watched him intently, he seemed he really wanted to pass this exam. The class started to laugh and I couldn't see what was funny. Of course also Hinata and Sasuke didn't see it either. Awww Hinata's so kawaii. Sasuke is...attractive.

That reminds me, I always catch Hinata looking at Naruto. Could it be...

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) She likes him.

Naruto yells at the class and says he will become hokage.

"Laugh now, but in the future I will become hokage!" Naruto shouted and pointed at the class.