Hello! My name is Gr'tek'lia'po Ker'ti'pock'na, and I am Canadian, eh!
Many many people have questions, eh? Eh, many people want, eh, to know what Canada is all about, eh?
Well, eh, I can help you out there, eh!
Firstleh, we live in igloos. When we need to use a computer, we rent a computer-moose (basically, a stuffed moose with a computer embedded in it) which is what I'm using right now. Cool, eh?
Oh, and our beer is made out of maple syrup. See ya, eh! (Just let me grab my beaver hat and I'll be out of here)
IMPORTANT: In regard to requests to read books, James has most certainly read AND commented on these books, he does so even before you ask! (Note that *sometimes* the comments may not get through due to freak natural Wattpad electric storms)