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Kirkinator

Name I'LL BE BACK. Then I'll tell you.
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Member Since Feb 27, 2012
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Hey, people! Kirky here.

I'm largely dormant as I'm currently at uni. I'm more active when I'm home, but I do still come on for about five or ten minutes every day to reply to messages and read comments (and stalk my favourite books).

I read a fair amount on here, but something has to really, really impress me for me to vote for it. As in, something I would pay for because I think it's publishable (even if it's one chapter out of hundreds). But I'm also a stickler for grammar, so unless a chapter blows me away, I'm unlikely to vote for it unless the grammar is practically flawless.

If I really, really like a book, I'll put it in my reading lists. If it's in the one titled "I recommend reading these because they're awesome", I genuinely DO recommend them because they're awesome.  Check them out. They're worth it.

I don't do read for reads, and I don't read on request either. This is because I don't have time to, so please don't spam my page with requests.  I was really ill for the last term of university and I either have to catch up by the end of this term or contemplate a year out. I don't want a year out.  Also, I'm a critic monster and a grammar Nazi. I suspect a lot of you wouldn't like me critiquing your work as, when I critique, I analyse pretty much every single word you use. Unless you're prepared to do the same in return, it's probably not worth asking me to do a read for read. Besides, if I want to read something, I'll go and find it on my own. I have my own tastes in books, and reading is my downtime.

Plan B is updated every Friday when I'm at home, unless otherwise stated.  It is not updated on a regular basis during term time as I need to prioritise work.  I also don't appreciate people asking me to update.

PLAN B CURRENT STATUS:
~ At university ~ Chapter 33 on hold ~ Planned update for Ch. 33: possibly at the end of May, but don't count on it. It might be June instead.

P.S. Any other K-pop fans out there?

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Plan B

Plan B

Humor #159 / Teen Fiction #204
36 parts / 111 pages, updated May 10, 2013PG
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Willowwish
Willowwish

6 days ago
Yeah...

Oh ok then cool:)
Kirkinator
Kirkinator

1 week ago
@Willowwish I couldn't believe it either.  I mean, the time and effort that must go in to copying something out word for word as well, and then trying to pass it off as your own... I just find it baffling.

"foetal" is the UK spelling.  In US English, you drop the "o", but I'm from the UK.  But well spotted, anyway :)
Willowwish
Willowwish

1 week ago
I can't believe people actually copy stories like that. It's one of the reasons I'm so hesitant to post my work here on Wattpad. Anyways, in one part you wrote "foetal" position, I believe..... Was that meant to be "fetal"? Other than that great chapter, good luck with the dilemma!
-Lizzy
Kirkinator
Kirkinator

1 week ago
Hello, everybody!  Chapter 32 of Plan B is now up! http://www.wattpad.com/16797261-plan-b-chapter-thirty-two

I'm still at university, so I have no idea when I'll have time to write the next chapter, but thank you all for your continued support, and I hope that you enjoy this one.
XXJERRYXXM
XXJERRYXXM

1 week ago
@Kirkinator I don't think so ...just listen@Kirkinator out for it  on radio it's  so funny ...evreyone in my area is singing it even my mum lol
Jerryx
Kirkinator
Kirkinator

2 weeks ago
@XXJERRYXXM Brilliant :D  Is it findable on youtube?  I think I need to listen to this....
XXJERRYXXM
XXJERRYXXM

2 weeks ago
Hey check this Kirkinator
HEY YORKSHIRE LYRICS:

[CHORUS] 
Hey there Yorkshire, we chuffin’ love ya!
Even though the skies are grey above ya!
Hey there Yorkshire, we really chuffin’ love ya!
Come back to mine, and have a bacon roll, roll!

Come on, lets go!
The pastures green, the air is clean,
The pints are cheap you know.
I know a lovely little pub down off the Dewsbury road.

Hey Yorkshire Girls
You know what I wanna do
C’mon let me slide under
And I will buy you a drink or two.

I wanna take you clubbin’
In Barnsley, York and Rotherham - Yeah!
Or we can go walking round,
Ilkley, Otley and Saltaire

We don’t need, no poncy southerners here
All we need is Yorkshire tea and beer!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Na-na-na-na-na-na
Hey Yorkshire!
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Hey Yorkshire!
Na-na-na-na-na-na
Hey Yorkshire!
Na-na-na-na-na-na
We love Ya!
teslinelles
teslinelles

2 weeks ago
K-pop fan here! (Sorry, i noticed that little tidbit in your 'About Me' section and had to comment) As well as your fan of course. :)
Vaichi
Vaichi

2 weeks ago
It was your birthday? Whoops. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, KIRKY.

It's scary to think stupidity may be contagious. 0.0

But why don't people realise authors have lives? Most of the readers are authors too, aren't they? It's complete crap. Well, I'm glad you're setting them straight. They shouldn't mess with Spartans. ;)
CrossOwl
CrossOwl

3 weeks ago
Happy birthday! :)

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