Date: 2.4.21
I'm not mean.
I'm just misunderstood.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Person 1: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Person 2: I may or may have not aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Person 1: YOU STABBED SOMEONE!
Person 2: No, no, aggressively poked them with a knife.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person (Getting car keys): I'm either gonna get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
I'm not evil.
I just didn't have a choice.
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