Date: 13.11.20
Person 1: Person 3 has zero survival or self-preservation instinct. Sometimes I think they were just born without one.
Person 2: I'm sure that's not true, everyone has-
Person 1: Watch This.
Person 1 (Shouting): Hey Person 3, race you downstairs!
Person3 : (Jumps down 4 flights of stairs.)
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Let them laugh at your dreams today.
It's more entertaining when you'll be laughing at their realities tomorrow.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Person 1: I'm this close to killing you.
Person 2: Your fingers are touching.
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Oh Shoot-(runs)
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
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The Pocket Book Of Comebacks, Memes & Quotes
HumorThis is a book that is full of comebacks, memes & quotes. Comebacks to use against insults, Memes to make you laugh on a bad day and quotes to help inspire you, all within your pocket. Please note that all comebacks, memes & quotes are written for...
