Mrs Brady, one of those cool teachers: Don't do that Orchid, Ok?
Orchid, while rolling her eyes: Yes Ms.
Mrs Brady, while smirking: Keep rolling your eyes, you might end up finding a brain in there.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Instead of looking at the hundred reasons to quit, look at the thousand reasons not to give up.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Elana is walking to the bus stop when her phone rings, she picks it up.
Alyssa: Hey Lana, uhh, there's no reason for you t-
Elana: Cut the crap Lyssa, what is it?
Alyssa, laughing nervously: So... I may or may have not just been stabbed-
Elana: I LITERALLY JUST LEFT HOME. WHAT THE HECK LYSSA!
Alyssa: Arix threatened to stab me and I bet them that they wouldn't.
Elana: AND?!?!
Alyssa: Well they obviously did Lana.
Alyssa: Gosh, I thought you were meant to be the smart one.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Forgive and Forget.
Not Revenge and Regret.
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The Pocket Book Of Comebacks, Memes & Quotes
HumorThis is a book that is full of comebacks, memes & quotes. Comebacks to use against insults, Memes to make you laugh on a bad day and quotes to help inspire you, all within your pocket. Please note that all comebacks, memes & quotes are written for...
