Date: 29.1.21
Person 1: If you dip it in chocolate, I'll probably eat it.
Person 2: What about a dead body?
Person 1:...
Person 3: YOU JUST HAD TO-
Person 1: I'm being a little more positive today
Person 1 & 3:...
Person 2: I could have said a murdered body...
Person 2: Or bodies
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
If you want to know what a man is like.
Look at how he treats his equals.
Not his inferiors.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Person 1 says fake sweet: Hi can we sit here?
Person 2: Sure...
Person 1, says fake sweet again: Thank You, Person 2
Person 3: When were you allowed to call them Person 2, after you tried to kill them & me? (Muttered)
Person 2 Elbows Person 3, they wince slightly and they shoot daggers at them.
Person 2 Mutters to Person 3: Play nice
Person 3 mutters back: I am playing nice, I haven't cursed them yet
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Be at peace with yourself.
Only then will you be able to bring peace to others.
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