Date: 30.10.20
Person 1: How lovely to see you, I'm so excited.
Person: Can you go one day without throwing attitude?
Person 1: S.A.R.C.A.S.M... It isn't an attitude
It's an art.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
A small girl is throwing an apple up and down, standing next to a knocked out person, a large bruise on their head.
Girl: An apple a day keeps anyone away...
If you throw it hard enough.
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
Person 1: Words ending with "ie" are so cute, like, "cookie" & "sweetie"
Person 2: And "die"
𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙
There's a reason why the QUEEN is the strongest piece on the chessboard.
And a reason you win, by killing the King.
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The Pocket Book Of Comebacks, Memes & Quotes
HumorThis is a book that is full of comebacks, memes & quotes. Comebacks to use against insults, Memes to make you laugh on a bad day and quotes to help inspire you, all within your pocket. Please note that all comebacks, memes & quotes are written for...
