It feels like its been years even though it has only been a few hours. THE TRASH is the most horrible human to ever walk this planet. Like earlier when I meowed by the cat food bowl, she said, " Sorry pal, you can only be fed in an hour." I mean is she the worst human on Earth or what. Mr Pickles is going to have to deal with this for weeks. She hasn't even given him catnip yet! Right now she is sitting on the sofa, reading. Mr Pickles walks up to her legs and bites the one.
"OW! Hey bad cat, I have to go clean this now ugg." moans THE TRASH. Well at least THE TRASH is gone, for now. And even if Mr Pickles managed to get rid of THE TRASH, then he would have to deal with another relative. It's now the late evening and Mr Pickles has been fed, THE TRASH is in the sofa room watching television. Maybe the way to get THE TRASH to leave is to make her think you love her, thus forcing her to be nice. IT'S GENUSE!
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