Once there was a cat named Mr Pickles. Mr Pickles was no ordinary cat, no he was a visionary, um yes, and a thinker. He planned to not only steal the catnip but eat it as well. Now I know what you are thinking, this is crazy but as I have said before Mr Pickles was a dreamer. He had big plans and he was not going to give up on them.
So one day Mr Pickles was calmly sitting on the couch licking his butt, like you do, when THE HUMAN entered. Oh right let me tell you about THE HUMAN, also known as Jenny. THE HUMAN was Mr Pickles pet, without Mr Pickles THE HUMAN could not live. As I was saying THE HUMAN went up to Mr Pickles and petted him. Now as you can all guess Mr Pickles was not too fond of being petted and clawed at THE HUMAN. THE HUMAN moaned and went off to the toilet room. Mr Pickles could not have distractions such as these, he would have to sort this out immediately.
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Fantastic Hairballs
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