Ira Sitting On The Casket With Someone Inside

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At a funeral home somewhere in Virginia

Ira: *sitting on a casket with someone inside*

Unknown Person: *from inside the casket* Let me out! What did I ever do to you?

Ira: *still sitting on the casket* No! I'm not gonna let you out!

Unknown Person: Just let me out!

Ira: *still sitting on the casket* I said, no! This is one shiny brown casket!

Pam: Girl, why did we come here to Virginia, for this?

Ira: Just business! *still sitting on the casket* He ain't ever getting out of the casket!

Pam: *laughs* Nope!


This story was written on Wednesday, July 29th, 2020.

A/N Ira will never let out the unknown person out of the casket! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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