scp stuffs (headcanons and shitposts and more!)

shitpost 21/22/23

scp 049 j: *kicks down a door*

scp 173 j: wh-

scp 049 j: so you mean to tell me i can't suck a fruit roll up off your dick as a friend?!

scp 173: pfft- AHAHAHAHAHAHA-

scp 173 j: *mortified* D:

let him suck a fruit roll up off 173 j's dick

but as a ✨🎉💞𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭🧜‍♀️🎂🎀

scp 049 j: wait, so you're telling me that sandy(173 j) and i and make out and cuddle as friends?

scp 049: YES! you can't DO THAT! YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS! NOT LOVERS!

scp 049 j: ...wack bro

damn i wish me and my bestie could do normal bestie things, like cuddle

scp 173 j: *about to do something gay with 049 j* no homo

scp 049 j: *tearing up* no homo bro???

scp 173 j: uhhh no?

scp 049 j: not even a little bit???

scp 173 j: no????????

scp 049 j: *sniff* fuuuuck

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a/n added 2 more shitpost thingies

a/n 2 changed 173 j's name