Sherlock, where are my socks? -JW
I do not know, my dear John Watson. -SH
Well they haven't just disappeared have they? -JW
Hm. -SH
What's so 'Hm'? -JW
Well... -SH
What did you do Sherlock? -JW
You see, it was an experiment. -SH
Into whether or not the equestrian digestive system could digest wool and nylon. Therefore your socks were necessary. -SH
You fed my socks to Claude?! -JW
It would seem so John. -SH
For goodness sake Sherlock. -JW
Claude said they tasted funny. He much prefers Jelly Babies. -SH
Ok Sherlock.. Goodnight. -JW
