BEFORE WE START. This chapter is the first in a longggg time, and I'm terribly sorry. I HATE EXAMS. The idea for this chapter and the chapter title came, very kindly, from Hopeless_Romantic143. Thank you muchly.
NEW CHARACTER THO.
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Why is your brother always phoning me Sherlock? -JW
He wants the sponge. -SH
The what? What on earth are you talking about? -JW
The sponge John. The sponge. -SH
I honestly have no idea. -JW
VICTORIA. -SH
Okay, Sherlock. As soon as I get home you'll give me the drugs, okay? -JW
No, John. Victoria sponge. -SH
What about it? -JW
Mycroft wants it! -SH
I refuse to believe your brother only wants cake. -JW
It's the truth. -SH
(Group Chat Initiated.)
Can I have that cake now Sherlock? -MH
I TOLD YOU JOHN. -SH
... -JW
