Hello John. I was wondering how to use the kettle. -SH
Wait.. What? I'm at work Sherlock. -JW
I realise this John. I want tea. -SH
So you can find out if the guy did it by looking at his fingernails, but you can't work a kettle? -JW
It seems not my dear Watson. -SH
Fine. -JW
So? -SH
You take the kettle. Fill it to the top with cold water. Put it back on the base. Press the button on the kettle. If the little red light doesn't go on then you need to plug it in at the wall. Got it? -JW
Such dull things kettles. -SH
Can i get back to my patients now Sherlock? -JW
Where is the sugar? -SH
Little ceramic pot in the second cupboard. -JW
You mean the one with no sugar in it? -SH
What have you put in the sugar bowl..? -JW
Oh nothing. There is no sugar. Not even a tooth... -SH
You kept teeth in there?! -JW
You seem surprised. -SH
I shall pick up some sugar when i come home. Please do not find any other uses for our crockery before i come back. -JW
. . . -SH
