Oakheart: CROOKEDJAW THE CROOKED-JAWED WARRIOR
HAD A VERY CROOKED JAW
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
YOU WOULD SAY HIS MOTHER SUCKS
Rainflower: Hey!
Shellheart: Well you do.
Brambleberry: ALL OF THE OTHER WARRIORS
USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES
THEY NEVER LET POOR CROOKEDJAW
JOIN IN ANY MOSSBALL GAMES
Silverstream: THEN ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE
HAILSTAR CAME TO SAY
Hailstar: "CROOKEDJAW WITH YOUR JAW SO CROOKED
WON'T YOU BE MY DEPUTY TONIGHT?"
Bluefur: THEN HE EVENTUALLY BECAME LEADER
AS EVERYONE SHOUTED IN GLEE
Everybody: CROOKEDSTAR THE CROOKED-JAWED LEADER
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!
NEXT SPOOF IN THE COUNTDOWN: WINDCLAN CHRISTMAS CAROLS
Q&C: Are you mad at me always posting the ECC's late? :c
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EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
