Roseflight: Okay, in order to make a Clan, we need to know how it's done. So, I've gotten a plan.
Sparkspeed: Yes?
Roseflight: We spy on St00pidClan.
Shaggyfur: Perfect. I've already printed out details about them. I have their allegiances:
ST00PIDCLAN ALLEGIANCES
BY DERPYSTAR
LEADER (the cat with all tha powah, aka me) DERPYSTAR-- Light grey she-cat with white patches who is very very derpy
DEPUTY (the cat with a very small portion of tha powah) BURNTPANCAKE-- Brown tom with black flecks
MEDICINE CAT (the doctor, but not the Doctor, if you know what I mean) HERBDERP-- Brown she-cat with green flecks
WARRIORS (toms and she-cats who ain't apprentices and they ain't medicine cats either)
PURPLESPARKLES-- Purple tom with sparkles in his fur, senior warrior
BEARD-- Long-furred brown tom, second-youngest warrior of the Clan
DEWFLUFF-- Yellow she-cat, senior warrior
MARSHMALLOW-- Fluffy white she-cat, youngest warrior of the Clan (so why does she have an apprentice?)
APPRENTICE, PEANUTPAW
FUZZYMOUSE-- Small brown she-cat
APPRENTICE, TWITTERPAW
DUCKBEE-- Yellow tabby tom with black stripes
APPRENTICE, JELLYPAW
APPRENTICES (cats that are not warriors, but they kinda are... idk)
PEANUTPAW-- Brown tabby tom
JELLYPAW-- Reddish tabby she-cat. She and Peanutpaw are twins
TWITTERPAW-- Blue tom
KITS (kittehs under 6 moons old. There are no queens, because kits are born from My Little Pony explosions)
RAINBOWKIT-- Rainbow colored tom
LINKKIT-- Yellow tom in a green hat who can't speak
BAYKIT-- blue-grey tom
ELDERS (cats who decided to become old and lazy, and I let them)
ODDJAW-- Brown tom with a Crookedstar-like tooth who rants about shrews taking over the world to avenge their fallen brethren
ST00PIDST00PID-- White she-cat with black splotches, founder of St00pidClan
PRISONERS (sane cats from other Clans whom we have kidnapped)
BERRYSTUMPYTAIL-- Yellow-ish tom with little to no tail
JAYWING-- Gray blind tabby with a strange obsession with sticks
BOB-- I have no idea. What is Bob?
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Dragonsoul: WHAT? They have Berrynose! D:
Fireblaze: And Jayfeather! D:
Roseflight: ...What is Bob?
Moonpaw: I dunno...
Hollyblaze: Good question. What is Bob?
Q&C: What is Bob?
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