private messages // larry

chapter seven

harryheartscats: Yo Louis.

harryheartscats: What type of music do you like?

louthedinosaur00: why

harryheartscats: I'm making playlists for all of my friends based on the type of music they like.

louthedinosaur00: why

louthedinosaur00: well now i'm not telling you because you just said i was a friend

harryheartscats: I'm not your friend? :O

louthedinosaur00: no

louthedinosaur00: you're my /soulmate/

louthedinosaur00: i cant believe u

harryheartscats: OH! I'm so sorry! :(

harryheartscats: * I'm making playlists for all of my friends and my soulmate based on the type of music they like.

harryheartscats: And I'm doing it because I'm bored.

louthedinosaur00: thank you for correcting your mistake

louthedinosaur00: well mr. soulmate, i'm a pop kind of guy. i listen to basically everything in the top charts.

harryheartscats: Really?

louthedinosaur00: what

harryheartscats: You kind of seemed like an alternative kind of guy to me.

louthedinosaur00: nah. some alternative music is for me but it's not my scene.

louthedinosaur00: what type of music do you like?

harryheartscats: Same thing, really. Pop.

louthedinosaur00: look at how much we have in common!!!!!!!!

harryheartscats: This is why we're soulmates!!!!!!

louthedinosaur00: that's exactly what i was gonna say!!!!!!

harryheartscats: Wow, we're so connected!!!!!!

louthedinosaur00: hell yeah!!!!!!!

louthedinosaur00: as your soulmate, it is my job to inform you that you are seriously slacking on updates

harryheartscats: I am?

louthedinosaur00: it's been a week since wm updated. yes, you are.

louthedinosaur00: i've been craving more ryan and alex action and you're not delivering

louthedinosaur00: this makes your soulmate very sad

harryheartscats: Well, I better update soon. Don't want to upset my wife.

louthedinosaur00: wiFE

louthedinosaur00: EXFUCKINGCUSE YOU