#12/ home alone stalker

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Sitting in the living room with Basil and Rosemary. Talking to them, more like talking to myself. "PINE TREE!" I hear a distant call. I mumble some unknown noises. I see a dude run into the room. I tilt my head towards him. He walks over and leans down in front of me. "Ok you know the drill, yes?" Bill asks. He's a bit stressed about leaving me alone.  "Yes sir, I am aware" I answer sarcasticly. He looks me dead in the eye, then he walks over and picks up Basil and walks away. Both me and Rosemary stand up. We run after them. We find him sitting on a stool petting Basil. Both of them staring straight at us. I roll my eyes and walked over to take Basil. I grab Basil. Bill rolls his eyes. He then said one more goodbye and leaves. Me and the cats look at each other. "Wanna get the wine?" I ask the cats, god I need freinds. The cats follow me as I get wine. I pass them some fish and milk and we have a good frickin day.

~That evening, with a very drunk Dipper~

I watch as Bill walks in, "hello *hic* Bill" I mumble. He looks at me, shakes his head and walks to his room. I think Rosemary may have gotten a bit if my wine. Cause she is stumbling around. Basil us just staring at us, silently judging us. We just stare at him. I think I may be blacking out. Just as everything goes black I see Bill dying if laughter in the corner.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm dying inside!!!!

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