Life Lessons

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I shall tell you guys one of the childhood memories that I shall rub into my friend's face non-stop for the rest of my life. And it starts with stupidity and blue tack

You guys know about blue tack? It's a lump of blue sticky stuff that normal human beings love to use for sticking things onto walls and stuff. And what us people love to play with because it is essentially just play dough but blue and sticky

And on that one particular day 3 years ago, my friend was playing with a particularly sticky and dirty lump of it. And as if the heavens told her to, she thought it was a good idea to smack it onto her hair, and be a hairstylist.

And guess what? It got stuck, of course. And in her hair, of all places.

And then there sat me, carrying the duties and responsibilities (and busybody) of a group leader, who heroically stood up and helped save her from the horrible mess of hair hair. Except it didn't go as well as we thought.

So plan B was to fetch a Nike bottle. And you can probably see where this is going.

To the readers who do not know where is this going, I shall inform you guys that some Nike bottles can spray water like those spray bottles you have at home to clean windows.

And so the story ends with a life lesson to everyone: blue tack and water make brilliant blue hair dye, if you don't mind how sticky it is.

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