50 Things That Tell You You're a Hardcore Kingdom Hearts Fan

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As requested... Had to find most of these on another website. LOL

1. You turn on the tap in the bathroom or kitchen and yell "Dance Water Dance!"

2. After everything you tell someone you say "Got it memorized?"

3. You scream "Don't Squander Your Time!" during basketball games

4. You use your keys to attack your shadows

5. You address George Bush as Ansem The Wise and Ben Laden as Xehanort

6. You cried when Sora found Riku

7. If you see a fire and call the operator asking for Axel's current location

8. You go locking everyone's door and your only explanation is that you are sealing the world from heartless

9. If you go around asking for the address of the Hallow Bastion Restoration Committee

10. You call Xaldin a cockroach

11. If you go to the grocery store to buy a grapefruit and end up calling it a paoupu fruit and sculpting it into a star

12. Races are never the same again

13. You don't trust little kids with masks

14. Pumpkins are indeed fruit

15. You own any form of cosplay

16. You own all the games

17. Book nerds are pictured as Zexion in your mind

18. You own a Hallow Bastion Restoration Committee card

19. Tron movies... You always expect Sora to show up

20. Anything Disney related is forever changed

21. When you watch a movie with Jesse McCartney or Joel Osment (probably spelled that wrong) their voices instantly remind you of Sora and Roxas

22. You cried when Xion died

23. When you say some ones name you spell it out

24. A falling star is either Sora or Roxas

25. Keys just don't open doors

26. You've watched the movies on YouTube (YES THEY EXSIST)

27. You cursed when you couldn't find Simple and Clean on iTunes (the English version)

28. You draw random pics of them constantly

29. A crown means more to you now

30. Heartless are everyone's shadows

31. Fire arms are never the same again

32. You're smiling while reading this :)

33. You own all the games

34. Black trench coats are a must have

35. Everyone has a another side

36. Flowers are more deadly than ever

37. You were pissed off when they stopped making the games for the PS2

38. You want friends to cosplay with you at the school talent show

39. Destiny seems more real now

40. Mickey is more than a mouse

41. Donald became more stupid >.>

42. If you go to the town pool with your guitar and attempt to destroy the civilians with jet waves

43. If you go to the bank and request 4,000 munny while dressed in a black cloak

44. There is a such place as Traverse Town

45. If you grab a canoe paddle and scream "Berserk!" while attacking an innocent person

46. You have different fighting forms

47. You spend your Saturday at the mall, in the Disney store, demanding access to Riku's dressing room

48. When asked your sex on a survey and your answer is "With Zexion? Heck Yea!" (or your favorite character ;) )

49. If you go to Disneyland's castle and interrogate Mickey Mouse for Riku's whereabouts

50. You wear a blindfold over your eyes

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