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1. You wish you were a demigod.
2. You own all the books
3. You own apparel and such things
4. When it thunderstorms you yell "CALM DOWN ZEUS!"
5. You ask to visit the 600th floor in the Empire State building
6. You've given yourself and possibly your friends a godly parent
7. You've tried throwing coins into the rainbow to contact someone
8. You started eating blue foods
9. You write fan fics left and right
10. You curse the gods and goddesses when you get really pissed off
11. You make reference it when writing essays or papers
12. You never look at ball point pens again
13. Every time you enter a gardening store you listen for the hisses... They're near...
14. Owls and such remind you of Athena
15. When it's night time you look up to the stars and wonder if Zoe's looking back
16. Nico is neither good nor bad
17. Fire is never the same again
18. You find yourself timing how long you can stay under water so you can beat Percy's record
19. Anyone with crutches you think is hiding satyr feet
20. The name Peter Pan reminds you of the god Pan
21. Sand dollars now become valuable to you
22. Anything like fleece... You should know...
23. Harry Potter is just Percy with glasses
24. Cruises aren't the same... You double check that it isn't The Princess Andromeda
25. You've looked up Camp Half Blood's address
26. Ballpoint pens go in your pocket
27. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks
28. Bullies are Ares kids
29. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!"
30. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
31. It's not "What the Hell?" but "What the Hades?"
32. Your dog is now Mrs. O'Leary
33. Saying the word dam is never the same again
34. When you mom marries a stinky drunk... You'll know why
35. Anytime you see a painting, you wonder if it's of the future
36. You checked your principal for a tail
37. When someone says Artemis is their parent, you feel like bitch slapping them
38. You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat
39. You have blue cakes for your birthday
40. Seeing Logan Lerman is never the same again
41. You plan to study Greek Mythology in college
42. When eating at a Camp or school you wish for your favorite food hoping it'll appear
43. During bonfires you burn a portion as an offering
44. You pray to Poseidon when you board any boat
45. Upon entering Aunty Ems... You automatically become camera shy
46. When you fall in love, Aphrodite if the cause
47. You thank Hermes for the internet
48. Muse is the best band... Get it?
49. You try to control water
50. You now have an airplane phobia
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50 Things That Tell You You're a Hardcore Fan
FanfictionThe funny and possibly true things that will tell you if you're a hardcore fan. Read and enjoy with laughter!
