1. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard
2. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet
3. You’ve reach the size limit on all your worlds
4. You get angry that dirt doesn’t fly in real life
5. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64
6. You always carry a pack of tools with you everywhere you go
7. You’ve tried getting wood by punching trees in your back yard
8. Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough
9. When dusk falls you run home in hopes you don’t run into any zombies
10. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks and other tools
11. You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool
12. You’re saving up for a diamond pickaxe in real life
13. You’ve built your own crafting bench
14. When you yell “CREEPER” your friends duck and cover
15. You’ve spent all day doing nothing but playing mine craft
16. You check Notch’s blog daily to see if there are any new updates
17. You’ve taken up cactus farming
18. You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes
19. You go into rock shops looking for Redstone
20. You pray that when you die you won’t go to the nether
21. You can’t understand why your wooden pickaxe won’t break through solid stone
22. Your solution to saving energy is to go dig for lightstone
23. You dream in pixels
24. You’ve installed a pressure-plate for your front door
25. You honestly believe that you can just gather lava in a bucket and carry it back to your forge
26. You’ve changed your real bed to one made of stone and wool
27. You gather mushrooms believing that, as long as you make stew with one red one and one brown one, it will be edible
28. You scour gravel driveways for flint
29. You’ve gathered sand and put it in the oven hoping it will turn into glass
30. You explore local caves hoping you’ll run across a mob spawner
31. You’ve recreated famous monuments in Minecraft
32. You believe trees ONLY have logs and leaves
33. You take solace in the fact that Minecraft weather never changes
34. You know every bug
35. You feel safe as long as there is a door between you and something that wants to kill you
36. You miss you’re pig spawner
37. You’ve seen a Herobrine
38. You have/want a Minecraft theme tattoo
39. You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction
40. Your business cards includes a line like “Minecraft Master”
41. All your friends play Minecraft
42. Your dog plays Minecraft
43. You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft
44. You’ve panhandled with a sign that says “Will mine for food”
45. You’re constantly emailing Notch about things he could add to the game
46. You’re able to scare your friends by going up behind them and hissing like a creeper that’s about to explode
47. You believe all food is better when cubed (CHEESE!!!!)
48. You can find your way out of any spawn jail
49. You’ve become a professional griefer
50. You can out-creep a creeper
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50 Things That Tell You You're a Hardcore Fan
FanfictionThe funny and possibly true things that will tell you if you're a hardcore fan. Read and enjoy with laughter!
