ashton: i'm sorry did luke fucking say his iq is 137
calum: yes
ashton: i don't believe that
luke:
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ashton: no shit you don't act like it
luke: that's because i have zero common sense
ashton: omg
luke: what's yours
ashton: i think it's 109
calum: mine's like 108
michael: mines 69 ;)
luke: oh my god
michael: i'm kidding it's 111
luke: so you literally were one point into above average intelligence
michael: i was very fucked on adderall when i took it so i'm probably Not That Smart but yeah
luke: omg
ashton: we love that so luke what's it like being a genius
luke: i can sing bohemian rhapsody backwards also i went for my bachelors and masters at the same time i graduated hs the year i turned 16 i graduated college at 20 i'm the lead forensic scientist for the lapd i speak five languages including english and i'm currently learning japanese i took trig in my freshman year of hs i skipped multiple grades after i took my iq test and they were like "what in the gods honest FUCK" but also i frequently forget how to tie my shoes and i can't cook forget to bathe often i'm a trashfire of a human but at least i'm smart right
michael: boyfriend material
luke: PLEAS EHSKSKFL
ashton: oh... my god
luke: oh also i can't pronounce bourgeoisie
calum: eye-
michael: i can't either
ashton: yeah but we're #normies so that's expected
luke: right and i'm supposed to be a genius also i can't spell guaruntee that wasn't right was it
