This is SOOOOOO SOOOO SOOOO long over due. Sorry for my absence, but you know life happens!!!
Big thanks and shout out to Soccerchick33 for them cover. she made it months ago and I never gave her a proper thank you.
I tried to make this long!
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Sasha,
I did nothing. Carl has recently discovered that I am in fact a man.
With my shoulder length hair, he thought I was a woman.
He left muttering something about deleting some pictures.
Severus
Severus,
Talk about awkward.
He kept asking me if I was a woman.
I assured him that I was. He then demanded proof,
saying "Pics or it didn't happen".
Well you know what they say about assuming,
Sasha
Sasha,
Well this is the case where he is the ass.
I am frightened to know what kind of photos he has...of both of us.
Severus
Severus,
I am amazed the great potion instructor of Hogwarts,
who instills fear into every student, is afraid of a Llama?
*gasps*
Sasha
Sasha,
Just because I instill fear does not mean I have none.
What is this *Gasps*?
He is no ordinary Llama.
Severus
Severus,
Haha its a way of describing an action when writing a message.
Yes he is a llama that likes to wear hats.
Sasha
Sasha,
Why not just write "I gasp in shock"?
Severus
Severus,
Well...because it's not as funny.
It gives a light hearted feel to things that are written, that way
nothing can be mistaken as negative when read.
YOU ARE READING
Letters to Snape on how to Save a Life
FanfictionSeverus begins to recieve letter from a depressed student. Who she is, he does not know. Does he write back to her, and saves her life? Or does he resort to shunning every one out of his life?
