And so we meet again (Quicksilver X reader)

Chapter 29 - Imagines 3

Imagine 1:

Ororo: There was this guy I liked.
Scott: I was the guy.
Ororo: No. You're not the guy.
Scott: What? But you call me sweetie all the time!
Ororo: I call everyone sweetie.
Scott: You tramp.

Imagine 2:

You: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Hank: Can you please make it a cocktail? I need to practice mixing.
You: Fine. I'll have a virgin Cuba libre.
Hank: That's rum and coke, but without the rum.
You: Yes.
Hank: So coke.
You: Yes. And could you make it diet?

Imagine 3:

You: Let's try to get you out of your comfort zone.
Peter: Why would I do that? It's called a 'comfort zone' for reasons.

Imagine 4:

Ororo: I have a date tonight, but I'm so nervous and I don't know if I can act casual.
You: Just put a rubber band around your wrist.
Ororo: How do you mean?
You: Everytime you want to talk about getting married, having children, moving in together or whatever, stab yourself in the hand with a fork.
Ororo: ....
You: .....
Ororo: But why the rubber band?
You: To slow the bleeding.

Imagine 5:

You: Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a urine test.
Peter: .....
You: I'm kidding.
Peter: I know.
You: I love your mom.
Peter: I know.
You, tearing up: Please don't tell her I said that. She'll give me a time out.

Imagine 6:

Peter: Wanna watch a movie?
You: Sure. You can choose
Peter: Really? How about comedy?
You: Nah, I've already laughed today
Peter: I know. That was when I stepped my toe
You: That was funny.
Peter: How about Drama?
You: Nah, I've already seen someone cry today.
Peter: It really hurt Y/N!

Imagine 7:

Peter: I just had a fight with friends because I called them stupid
You: I mean, it was kinda your fault
Peter: How can you say that? It's my mom's fault.
You: Wha-
Peter: Make friends Peter, it'll be nice.
Peter: Twenty years later they call me names

Imagine 8:

Jean: This day just keeps getting worse and worse.
Peter: You know, if it makes you feel better, I-
Jean: It probably won't.
Peter: And you're probably right.

Imagine 9:

You, standing in front of the couch: Move. You're in my spot.
Scott: Why is it your spot?
You: It's complicated. Now move.

Imagine 10:

Hank: I think Peter is popular, because you're his wife.
You: Wh-
Ororo: So now Peter is famous?
Ororo: What is happening?!

Imagine 11:

Jean: I want to let you know that our wedding won't be in a church.
Kurt: That's alright. Everywhere Jesus is, is a church.
Scott: Well, he won't be at our wedding.
Kurt: He's in my heart, so if I'm there, he'll be there too.
Scott: Than he can come as your plus-one. You don't get to bring anyone else.

Imagine 12:

Peter, over text: Why didn't you answer me?
You, texting back: I was driving.
Peter: You could've texted when you were in front of a traffic light.
You: Mario Kart doesn't have traffic lights.