Get to know Orion aka Lucifer who got bored on hell so he decided to take a vacation in the human realm.
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2: the broken, the beaten and the damned #AHBL
ORION
“Yuhooo! Any stupid demons around?”
Almost everyone in hell dashed in front of my throne. These idiots really love it when I addressed them as stupid. They stood there like lap dogs, waiting for my command.
“Who’s at the gates of hell to welcome our sinners?”
Nagkatinginan silang lahat. Damn, they are really stupid!
“Go back to your post idiots!”
And they did, ngayon ay iilan na lamang ang natira sa harap ko. One of them is ugly unicorn.
“You!” I pointed at him. “What do you do on your free time?”
“Inaayos ko ang mga schedule mo Master.”
Pretty useful.
“So what’s my sched for today?” tanong ko. He flipped through his planner and run his claws on it. Why is this ugly unicorn has claws?
“You’re scheduled to look over in every chamber of hell Master.”
“Boooring!” I sang in a low voice and pointed on another demon on the side. “You!” he flinched a bit before bowing.
“Yes Master?”
“Bring me a demon whose neck I can break to ease my boredom.”
He dropped his jaw. “Master--”
“Or come here bitch, I’ll break yours!”
Ilang beses siyang napalunok bago yumuko ulit. “I’ll go get them Master.”
Nang umalis ito ay sumandal ako sa upuan ko, tapping my fingers on the arm rest. My life here is boring. Can I get any fun because I’ve been running out of it lately. Hindi na ako nag-eenjoy sa pagbobowling gamit ang mga bungo bilang bowling ball. Stuffed demon bear doesn’t entertain me. Succubi no longer excites my penis. Sinners who pissed dad is just a daily routine.
I want something new. Something original.
How about playing bowling in a the mortal realm?
That would be great if only my brother Raffy with a holy shit on his ass would stop being a bitch and just let me wander around.
At kailan pa ako nakinig kay Raffy? I love pissing him as much as I enjoyed pissing dad.
“Okay ugly, I changed my mind. I’m going back to the mortal realm and play with mortals.”
The ugly unicorn looked at me, unsure if he heard me right. “You said play, master?”
I nodded with a smile. “You know like drag people here and spread my empire, what do you think?” Ibinuka niya ang bibig upang sumagot ngunit pinigilan ko siya. “Nevermind, I don’t need your opinion. Bye ugly, see you later.”
