Homestuck Oneshots/ Headcanons

Jealous Sober! Gamzee Makara Heacanons

Gamzee Makara x female reader

Warnings: mention of violence, cursing, sober gamzee

Anon request

(Okay I loved the jealous makara headcanons but here's a weird (?) requests for some headcanons: gamzee,for whatever reason, sobers up and goes lookin for his female s/o, only to find some dude hitting on her and she being visibly uncomfortable w/ the situation. How would he react? Thanks and sorry if I'm bothering!)

•Gamzee in general is a protective troll when drunk. But sober, he's willing to kill a bitch.

•He was looking for you because he misses his "little mama"

- and you're one of the few people who can calm him down

•You decided to relax on the shore, reading a book.

- But a certain sea dweller was hitting on you

•Honestly, you were trying to get away from the whole situation.

•When Gamzee saw the look on your face as you were getting hit on.

•Gamzee being mad is a understatement. He was fucking pissed.

- He has his clubs in under .005 seconds, ready to kill.

•He started to hit the sea dweller, causing the sea dweller to become unconscious.

- obviously you stopped him from killing the troll.

•You hug the taller troll, humming softly

- Gamzee instantly relaxes

- this is why he calls you his tamer.