Breakeven (A Niall Horan/Tom Daley Fan Fic)

chapter 4

At Nandos everyone ordered the peri-peri chicken, much to nialls delight.

“so gus where are we going” I asked

“it’s a surprise” niall said with a mouthful of chicken

“come on tell me” I whined

“no” they chorused

“fine” I said

when we were done we went to the car and the boys got in first. Liam and dani were in the front while I was stuck in the back with zayn, Louis, niall and harry. I had nowhere to sit so I dived in on top of them.

“oh my god get off” harry said

“what the hell” zayn yelled

“jeez ‘ Louis said

The only one that didn’t say anything was niall.

“well where do you suppose I sit” I asked

“ here like this” niall said

He picked me up and place me in his lap. I stretched my feet out over the other boys laps.

“now isn’t that better guys” niall said

His question was answered with a bunch of yes’s and harry who said

‘why cant she sit in my lap”

“ because you might try something fresh” I said

“fresh” they said

“yes, my friend says that a lot I guess it caught on with me” I replied

“your weird” Louis said

“no im not” I said

“yes you are” he said

“no”

“yes”

“no”

“yes”

“Louis don’t be a traveling willberry” I said

“what” he asked

‘were here” dani said

We got out of the car and there in fornt of us was fucking Buckingham Palace

“OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO COME HERE” I yelled

“your tits… calm them… you must” harry said

“what” I said while laughing

That made everyone else crack up laughing. Liam went and paid.

“you know what I want to do’ I said

“ what” niall said

“ I want to make the guard laugh or move or something” I said

He started laughing and said

“really that’s all you want to do here”

“yes so lets go do this poo” I said

We walked up to the guard. And for 30 minutes we were trying to make the guard laugh. We failed miserably.

“guys lets go we have other places to go” liam said

“wait I have to try one more thing” I said

They all watched me walk up to the guard. When I got up there I stood in front of the guard. I stood there for a minute. Then I grabbed his hat and started running.