Chapter 1

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"Why do we have to watch this movie in theaters? It's on Netflix." I was dragged here again by my friend. Again. They are just obnoxious sometimes, they make me pay for something in theaters that's on tv already.

"It won't be that bad! You'll be glad you paid for the theater treatment." The theater treatment is $10 popcorn with two $5 drinks. And having to step (or leap) around the soda and popcorn while trying to get to your seat. Lovely isn't it?

We sit down at our seats, with the cheapest popcorn and cheapest soda.

"Alright, and we're rolling!" What? Rolling?

"HA! Would you look at that pear?"

"Orange, it's just a bunch of grapes..."

"YEAH! And they're all naked! Touching each other! HAHAHAHAH"

Oh no. My crush ever since elementary school.

Annoying Orange.

That's his nick name, but of course he legally changed his name to that.

God, what would I do to be with that obnoxious fruit.

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