The Pen-Pal Project (Larry Stylinson + Niam Horayne)

-Niall-

We looked at each other deciding who goes first. Kevin put his hand in the air.

'What is it Mr Bird?' she asked

'I don't feel to great, Miss' He said standing up and then pretending to collapse.

'Kevin?' she said rushing over to him. He jumped up and ran around screaming 'My head, my head' Mrs Newton was trying to catch him to see his head but Kevin continued to run around, he then ran straight for the window and hit into it, he fell back and then stood up before jumping out of it and 'Collapsing' on the grass a metre away from the window. completely still. Everyone was staring at him. Louis jumped out of the window and ran to him as Mrs Newton was going crazy with worry

'Oh My God! he's not breathing, that's good right? It means hes alive yeah?' Louis asked loudly, a few people screamed.

'Someone call and ambulance' Mrs Newton Cried

'We're not allowed phones in class, it's a rule miss. we have to hand our phones in before a lesson' I told her trying not to smile

'NO!' Jimmy screamed running out to Kevin. 'No I cannot live in a world with out Kevin, i can't!'

'Mr Reader, get in the classroom, i'm going to get the Head Master. Mr Cowell will know what to do'

'Don't do it Jim!' Stan yelled as Jimmy brandished a fully sharp pencil and raised it, he drew it down and fell on top of Kevin and pretended to be dead

'he's not breathing either, they're both fine' Louis called back. Some of the class started to scream. 

'They're not dead are they?' A girl whispered in my ear

'Nope, want to join in the fun, we've got to die in the most dramatic way' I grinned

'Sure, let's get into a fight because we both, i don't know... want this packet of skittles?' She asked

'Ok' I grinned 'What's your name?' i asked her

'Perrie' She smiled

'Lets get to it'

'Oi, Get off my skittles!' She growled loudly, the class spun around and looked at us

'I want them, i'm hungry' Louis came skipping over

'Niall, Call my phone please' He whispered in my ear

'Ok' i whispered back as me and Perrie began 'fighting' We pretended to bite each other

'Stop that now! Two of your classmates are dying possibly dead, have you no respect?' Mrs Newton yelled at us, two girls started to cry.

'Pretend to break my neck and then choke on a skittle' She whispered, i got her into a headlock and she cracked her knuckles loudly, she then went limp in my arms and i jumped up excitedly

'Yay skittles!!!' I screamed 'TASTE THE SWEET RAINBOW' 

There were screams, mostly from boys. and i threw a skittle in my mouth and pretended to choke on it, people began to thump my back but i continued to 'Choke' i fell to the floor and staid in silence as i heard Louis scream 

'Niall my love, wake up' I called his phone silently and the theme tune of pokemon filled the room his pretend sobs died away immediatly

'Be right back, i have to get this' Louis said cheerfully

'Mr Horan? Miss Edwards?' Mrs Newton asked warily as i heard her seat scrape across the floor 'What have i done?' she asked herself

'Hello?' Louis voice filled the room 'What do you mean they found out? Yes so my last mission ended badly, no i didn't find the Spanish conductor' he was saying, the class was silent as he continued

'What do you mean they're after me? Snipers? I don't see any snipers. Well there's no need for sarcasm! yes i know they can be shot from a great distance, i did do the weeks training down in the sewer. Those rat's were massive like, seriously hu-'

A gunshot noise broke off the conversation and Louis dropped his phone on the floor

'Get down!' he yelled at everyone who screamed and jumped onto the floor, he ran to the window and more gunshot was heard

'Oh no, they've found me, i thought my disguise would work but obviously not!' He said taking off his shirt to reveal a James bond t-shit under it.

'another gunshot and he ducked under the window, he looked up again and jumped out of the window, getting a toy gun out of his bag, he really did come prepared for fun at school. He pretended to look around and another gunshot was heard and he flung himself in a bush and i saw he'd thrown ketchup.... MY KETCHUP!!!!!

Everone screamed at the pool of ketchup, Stan stood up and stared out of the window, Mrs Newton came out from under her desk and ran to the window, she screamed and stood next to stan, he pretended not to notice her and then turned around, he let out a high pitched scream yelled 

'It's hideous' and then clutched his heart before collapsing to the ground. Everyone screamed as the bell went and ran for the door. Mrs newton leading the way. The six of us got up and grinned at each other

'nice work guys and gal' I grinned

'yeah man' Louis said jumping from the bush and handing me my ketchup

'I'm no man! i'm peter pan' i said pretending to fly by jumping from desk to desk.

'That was the best lesson ever' Perrie laughed as i jumped off the desk next to her

'Guys, Perrie. Perrie Guys' I introduced

'Lets get this cleaned up and hide it all. Make it look like she's having a nervous breakdown' i laughed as we quickly cleaned up the ketchup, put the desk and chairs back to normal and hid behind a different bush

'See mr cowell, all dea-!' they heard her voice trail off 'The MI9 must have taken their bodies' she said quickly

'are you sure you're ok Mrs Newton?' He asked, we all hid our laughter and ran to our next class, we were greeted with a cheer as we walked in

'That was the best ever Geography lesson ever!' Jake cried, we all bowed

'Love to help' Stan grinned

'How'd you make the gun noise?' Cher asked

'Ipod' Louis grinned getting it out of his pocket

'Loved your jump out of the window' Susan said to Kevin, he smiled at her

'twisted my ankle doing that, i would have run up the tree and fallen out otherwise' he said as we took our seat and Mr Cowell walked in

'I've heard a weird story from Mrs Newton. Something about MI9, skittles and dying children' he said with a sigh

'What?' everyone asked looking at each other

'The last lesson was it a normal one?' He asked

'very, until she fell asleep in the last ten minutes' Louis said stretching his arms out and yawning

'Thanks for your time class' He said and walked out

'priceless' I muttered before Perrie and i shared the bag of skittles.

I love my class.