Dear Mom and Dad (or Ken and Barbie),
I’m sorry. I’m sorry I’m such a failure. I’m sorry you never felt the need to show me off. That’s all I can say is I’m sorry. I’m also very sorry that you have had your heads so far up your asses that you never saw any part of me besides the fake smiles. I’m sorry that you are such screw ups that you’ll never see have precious the twins really are. I’m so fucking sorry, but hey, I don’t need your forgiveness, too late now anyway.
Love Always, Me
