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Koganei Shinji

So now we have coach and captain as Kuroko's parents...
10 minutes ago

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Any problem?

  Koganei Shinji: What about you,Kagami? What the hell are you?!

  Riko Aida: All he say is , "RATED SPG SCENES ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED! blabla bla" ...

  Kagami Taiga: I don't know anymore... I don't... know.... *sniffs*

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Don't worry, Kagami-kun... We'll call you...uhh.. SPG guy or Rated PG-18 guy. Watcha' think?

  Hyuuga Junpei: You're making him look like a bad guy or something! It's like you're making him look like he always do rated PG-18 stuff and sht!

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Isn't he?

  Kagami Taiga: RATED SPG IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED! so why would I do adult stuffs if I always say that phrase?

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Hentai-kun.

  Hyuuga Junpei: What the hell?! It's just the same!

  Aomine Daiki: How about... the MTRCB guy?

  Kise Ryouta: Woah...

  Kuroko Tetsuya: That's too much.

  Midorima Shintaro: MTRCB Obsessed guy?

  Hyuuga Junpei: Again, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!

  Takao Kazunari: uhh...the spelling?

  Kuroko Tetsuya: *bzzzzzt* Wrong answer. The correct answer is... Nothing!

  Hyuuga Junpei: We are not playing on a live tv show so cut it out!

  Murasakibara Atsushi: Yes.. because we are in a cooking show.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Yay.

  Kise Ryouta: Foooooddddd!!!

  Hyuuga Junpei: Uurrrrgggghh!!! I give up!

  Riko Aida: Kids! Nap time!

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Coming mama!

  Kise Ryouta: Me too!

  Riko Aida: Are you my son?

  Kise Ryouta: Yes O H O

  Riko Aida: Okay then, son. Go to sleep.

  Aomine Daiki: How about me?! I wanna sleep with Tetsu too!

  Riko Aida: No. Go home.

  Akashi Seijurou: Did you even buy our Kise Ryouta? He isn't for sale in my orphanage, I'm sorry but I have to take him. You can buy him if you want.

  Kise Ryouta: NOOOOO! MOMMY!

  Riko Aida: I knew I haven't bought him yet. Come,Kuroko...time to go to bed.

  Kuroko Tetsuya: Good-bye lil shit! *waves*

  Izuki Shun: And that's the end of our wonderful story.

  Kagami Taiga: They all forgotten about me... *sniff*

  Aomine Daiki: *whispers* boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooOoooOooooooooooOoooooooooOoooo000000oooooooooooooooooooooooobs!

  Kagami Taiga: RATED SPG THEME IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED YOUNG MAN! THAT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR VERY YOUNG AUDIENCES. STRICT PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED.

  Aomine Daiki: I don't know if you're talking to me or you're talking to the audiences.......